Shanghai Noodle House: Beef Flavor

First, I'd like to thank my roommate Liam for pointing out the various misspellings of the word "noodle" in my last post.

Now on to the main course!

Another taste from the Orient.

I found this little bowl of goodness at a local Dollar General. Having never seen nor heard of this brand, of course I had to pick it up. After returning home with it, I was a little disappointed to find out its instructions called for the use of a microwave. After being burned by Maruchan's shitty version of instant yakisoba (which is also made by cooking the noodles in a bowl of water using a microwave), I was a little hesitant to dive into this offering from some unknown noodle house in Shanghai. Much to my surprise it was actually quite good!

At least I give a shit / what I put into my mouth.

Since the noodles are not friend (unlike most instant ramen) they are a healthier alternative, I guess. The sodium level is still through the roof though, so if you want healthy, you're better off eating a carrot, you stupid deer.

The bowl comes with noodles, a very smelly flavor packet, and a packet of dried vegetables. Throw everything into the bowl, pour in a cup of water, and set the microwave for 2 minutes (but don't forget it!) Magically by magic, a delicious dinner will be crafted before your eyes! I'm really surprised at how flavorful the noodles where, especially in comparison with the bland Cup Noodles I reviewed earlier. My only complaint is that there wasn't enough noodles... I wanted more!

The end game.

Of course, my palate is hardly as refined as others, so there is at least one dissenting opinion. Take notice that that review deals with the chicken flavor, which I haven't had a chance to try. Also, she's probably a nazi who only gets aroused at the sight of skewered baby fetuses and has never known true love.

That's it for today! Ciao!

Found: Local Dollar General

Price: $1

Rating: Goro from Mortal Kombat gives it 3 thumbs up!